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Top 3 albums of the year. Pretty easy.The first one is surprising though, and basically unplayable at a party.

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I want a red neckerchief, salt and pepper hair…. already have the charm

I want a red neckerchief, salt and pepper hair…. already have the charm

You could tell someone, “Hey! I’m really creative, I’m super, I get the job done. Pick me” Then, there is publicity, do something cool that implies, that you could be just as cool for another client.

Then is there is a great way to do the same thing, do something for fun that blurs the lines between retail, art, publicity and advertising…… The grand opening of a going out of business store that will go out of business tomorrow.

My favourite line is at the very end something along the lines of: I could come up with any number of pranks to waste a few thousand dollars but this one was far the best.

Takeaway: don’t take yourself too seriously.

- You want to go get a drink?
- Can you?
- I quit doing blow, not quit being rad

A conversation I’m expecting some time this Christmas break with old highschool friends

it doesn’t matter if i could get a charitable contribution tax credit: i’m not giving a single fuck today.

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Blast from the past

While preparing backups for my mother and father I stumbled across this gem of a document titled Top 10 Motivating Factors for Behaviour Improvement.doc in a folder labelled my first name. Needless to say my curiosity was peaked. This in an unaltered version of that document… keep in mind this is a high school aged kid we are talking about here.


Top 10 Motivating Factors for Behaviour Improvement - Cameron
1. 80% average over at school or next year Sept 2002 no job

2. No betting - $10 is a reasonable amount – between friends only, no cumulative betting, no payment plans

3. Mess in the house – no clothes left around or it gets tossed (in a box maybe)
4. “I know attitude” – ain’t acceptable

5. Money
a. Pay cheque deposited as soon as received in the bank
b. Tips – into envelope in kitchen cupboard each night/day of work
c. Cash in pocket – maximum $40.00

6. No use of cell phone unless ask

7. Hours of work: Weekdays – Monday to Thursday – curfew 11:30 p.m. Weekends (Friday and Saturday) 12:30

8. Friends – bring them home – need to build trust – our home is open

9. If don’t like number 8 ICQ will be cut off

10. University – not going out of province


Remember: Need to build trust…again. You can do it. You are a responsible and great kid…just have bad luck and poor judgment sometimes.



Only further proof, I always was a gangster

Tumblr worthy for sure

Daft Punk secret sample of Tron Legacy tune

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i’d feel worse about (possibly) waking my neighbors with loud music this morning… but i’m a motherfucking monster.

love new yeezy and love a good meme

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D: Man you wanna go hunting? Let’s go hunting
J: Shoot some shit? oh ya!
D: Elk? I wanna shoot some elk. Also real talk, I ran around downtown Cochrane after a black bear today
J: Or caribou, get back to our North American heritage roots
D: We can just go to my aunt’s ranch and punch some buffalo in the face

Jubilation, devastation, moderation, jubilation! 
That’s pretty much how the last few weeks have gone for me. My contract ended, I was a bum for a few days, now I have a job again, exhausting. Now I’m off to NYC to live it up and here’s what I’m bringing for my last minute trip to the city and the Hamptons (booked the Jitney already, crab cakes & Ida Garten here I come!)

Jubilation, devastation, moderation, jubilation!
That’s pretty much how the last few weeks have gone for me. My contract ended, I was a bum for a few days, now I have a job again, exhausting. Now I’m off to NYC to live it up and here’s what I’m bringing for my last minute trip to the city and the Hamptons (booked the Jitney already, crab cakes & Ida Garten here I come!)